http://omegle.com/

Veel op ws doen dit al, het is gewoon te grappig xD
Je Praat gewoon met een vreemdeling xD
maar let op, er zitten vaak viezerikken tussen XD
voorbeeld:

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Stranger: hi
You: hi xD
You: how r u doin?
Stranger: I'm chattin with you xD
Stranger: are you a boy or a girl?
You: O Rly? O.o
You: im a girl, I think
Stranger: k
Stranger: I'm a boy
You: :O
Stranger: what are you doing?
You: I'm typing some bullshit to you
You: flz
You: woosh
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 14.000
You: 14
Stranger: are you horny?
You: not at this moment xD
Stranger: wanna be?
You: No, I'ts morning O.o
Stranger: and so?
You: I'm sleepy
Stranger: k
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wut een viezurik he? Nou, ik vond deze wel leuk:

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You: Waah
Stranger: heeeey
You: Where am I?
You: This is a Weird Dimension
You: !
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HAHAA die dacht denk ik ook: wut?

Hier kan je je gesprekken plaatsen xD

Whaha die spel is echt raar =3
En grappig maar de gesprek heb ik al weggeklikt =3
Ik praate met een koreaan van 25 O.o

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You: Hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: from`?

You: The netherlands

You: you?

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Omg xD

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Niet lang daarna...

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Omfg XD
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Stranger: Hi~
You: Hi
Stranger: hihihihi~
Stranger: from?
Stranger: you first~
You: The Netherlands, you?
Stranger: ??
Stranger: really?
Stranger: im Korean
Stranger: how old are u?
Stranger: f/m?
You: 13, and female
You: You?
Stranger: im 16 male~
Stranger: how's the weather.

Ik kijk naar buiten en wil iets typen...

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Wtf? o_o

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Stranger: Max?

You: Yeah?

Stranger:

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Stranger: :O <=========8
You: ehhh hi
Stranger:
You: how are you?
Stranger:
Stranger: O_o
You: erm
Stranger: O--| <======8
You: I`m sorry but can`t you write normal words?
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: ME
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omg dit was echt gestoort.

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Stranger: girl ? girl ?
You: Yes
You: ;3
Stranger: horny ?
You: No.
Stranger: u like webs*x ? (Zonder sterretje getypt)
You: No.
You: You?
Stranger: yes
You: Well, I don't...
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Ugh, ik ga echt niet met zo'n persoon praten -.-
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Dit kom ik echt vaak tegen -.-

You: Hi =D
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: The Netherlands =D
You: You?
Stranger: wanna sex?
You: No

O,o

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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: how r u ?
You: good and u?
Stranger: good
You: ok what are u doing now?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: do u think megan fox is hot?
You: yeah
You: u?
Stranger: totally
Stranger:
You:
You: how old are u?
You: I'm 19
Stranger: 21
You: Cool
Stranger: she is so hot in her foto shoot
You: yeah
Stranger: omg
Stranger: im gonna jizz in my pants
You: owkay
You: have fun xD
Stranger: lol

ben er nu me nog ene bezig xD

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are u?
Stranger: e04
Stranger: good
Stranger: and u
You: good too
You: what are you doing now?
Stranger: 123
You: 123??? O__O
Stranger: O__O
You: what's that?
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how r u?
You: i'm 12
You: lol
You: i can't englisch
You: xd
You: ofzo
Stranger: nederlander!
You: ik kom iut nederland
Stranger: ?
Stranger: haha ik ook!
You: lol!
Stranger: haha
You: gelukkig, ik hoef geen engels gesprek te doen xD
Stranger: haha
You: Ik heet Jeroen, en ik ben 12
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ik heet patrick en ik ben 18

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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: Nice to meet you too
Stranger: where r u?
You: In the Netherlands
You: You?
Stranger: south korea
You: Okay
Stranger: m or f?
You: Female
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Omfg, heeft hij/zij iets tegen meisjes ofzo? XD
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Ugh...
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Stranger: hey
You: Hi
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Wtf?
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You: Hi
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Zou het dezelfde persoon zijn als de derde? XD

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Stranger:Hi
You:Hi
Stranger:Want to gonna s*x?
You:No!
Stranger:SEXSEXSEXSEX.

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Ik ga daar echt niet op -.-

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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: i think u are so far away from here
Stranger: ur answer was late
You: Lol XD
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: greece u ?
You: The Netherlands
Stranger: what do u do ?
You: I'm chatting with you
Stranger: how old are you ?
You: Uhm, 13. You?
Stranger:
Stranger: are u male ?
You: No.
You: I'm female.
You: But how old are you?
You: :-)
Stranger: i am too old for you
Stranger: if you are looking bf or something like that
You: But I'm not looking for friends, or something like that.
You: I just wanted to chat XD
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i am 27 years old thats why i am saying i am too old for you
You: Oh, ok...
You:
Stranger: dutch girls always be pretty
Stranger: i had been 2 times in amsterdam
You: Oh, really?
Stranger: yes amsterdam is very interesting city amazing city
Stranger: i am sure that u are the one of the beautifull girl of netherland
You: Oh, thanks!
Stranger: are you ?
You: Uhm, no, not really. But that was a nice compliment XD
Stranger:
Stranger: what was your name ?
You: Is it okay, if I don't tell my name?
Stranger: why ?
Stranger: i am not CIA agent i will not find you
You: Lol, I know XD
You: Uhm... (okay then. Dit heb ik er niet bij gezet, maar was ik vergeten >.<)
You: Leonie.
You: And what's your name?
Stranger: by the way .. u will not give ur msn address also
Stranger: Kubilay or you can call me just qb
You: Okay.
Stranger: nice 2 meet u Leonie
You: Btw, I don't even have a MSN adress ;P
You: Nice to meet you too, Qb
Stranger:
Stranger: oppss if u dont have msn .. how can i see you and your pictures ?
You: Well, that's impossible
You: I won't give a picture of myself, sorry...
Stranger: this is worst word that i heard today
You: Why?
Stranger: just kidding i wonder you thats all
You: Oh, okay. Lol XD
Stranger: are u studying ?
You: Well, at the moment, I have vacation.
You: Brb...
Stranger: what is brb ?
Stranger: i have to live .. bye
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Omfg, die laatste zin
Oké, dit is dus het gesprek met die Griek.
Hij slijmt wel een beetje:
"Stranger: i am sure that u are the one of the beautifull girl of netherland"

Wow.. voor de eerste keer had ik een Normaal gesprek. zonder sex ofzo

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You: Heyy
Stranger: hello
You: How are you?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: fine
You: okay... ^-^
Stranger: how about you
You: I'm fine too
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: korea
You: Intresting..
You: Í'm from the Netherlands
Stranger: oh do you know korea
Stranger: ?
You: A little bit
Stranger: ...
You: I'ts close to japan and china?
You: xD
Stranger: no
You: :O
You: Europe is pretty cool =D
Stranger: i want go europe
You: Oh jeah?
You: Cool!
You: To what Countrie?
Stranger: england,netherlands
You: Very cool =D
Stranger: i want see a netherlands tulips
You: hahaha
Stranger: and Hiddink
You: Guus hiddink? xD
Stranger: yes
Stranger: he is very cool
You: And Fat
You: hahaha xD
You: I'm sorry
Stranger: ?
Stranger: why?
You: I Don't know..
You: I'm crazy, you see
Stranger: ...
Stranger: do you know 웃대?
Stranger: ...
You: I cant see anything, just 2 squares
You:
You: my computer Can't read that or something
Stranger: ..
Stranger: ;;;;
You: How old are you? =D
Stranger: 15
You: I'm 14 xD
Stranger: so i speak english very well
Stranger: not
You: I don't care cause I don't speak English very well either.. Just the basics xD
Stranger: me too
Stranger: what is the famous netherlands food?
You: I Don't know O.o
You: Boerenkool?
You: How do you write that in english? xD
Stranger: ??
You: kale

You: 양배추

You: or something xD
Stranger: 아슈발 한국인
Stranger: 잠만여
You: wwuuu
You: more squares
Stranger: 한국어로해
Stranger: speak korean
You: I can't read that... Waaaaah
Stranger: 한국인맞잔아
You: I cant speak korean xD
Stranger: how can speak 양배추
You: Google translate
Stranger: 지랄하고있네
You: What is Hangukinmatjanah ?

You: xD
Stranger: 아슈발 한국인 맞잖아ㅡㅡ
You: Wtf
You: I have to go
You: bye
Stranger: 지랄하지마
Stranger: 한국인
Stranger: 슈발
Stranger: who is the netherlands's president?
You: We dont have a president
Stranger: oh
You: We have a fucking queen =D
Stranger: you know The Host
Stranger: ?

Stranger: movie
You: no
You: But it looks really cool
Stranger: um...
Stranger: do you know anything korea movie?
You: no.
You: xD
Stranger: .....
You: Do You know any dutch movie?
You: no xD
Stranger: ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: sorry
You: Never mind
You: Dutch movies are GAY
You: =D
Stranger: shit
Stranger: you know starcraft?
You: no
Stranger: .....................
Stranger: counter strike
You: no, I only watch Horror movies =D
You: I love horrors
Stranger: horror game?

You: no, only movies
You: I really have to go now...
You: byez
Stranger: buy
Stranger: bye
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Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: how r u ?
You: Good.
You: How are you?
Stranger: great
Stranger: .im fine.
You:
Stranger: your m / f ?
You: Female
Stranger: me too
Stranger: your from ?
You: cool =D
You: I'm from the netherlands
Stranger: that's cool!
You: jeah.
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: your age ?
Stranger: im finland ; )
You: Cool
You: I'm 14 jears
You: old
Stranger: me too !
You: =D
Stranger: so what language speak in neatherlands ?
You: Dutch xD
Stranger: cool !!
Stranger: say me something.
Stranger: dutch
You: Hallo, ik heet kim en ik ben gek. Ben jij ook gek?
You: xD
Stranger: what's that means ? : o
You: It means: Hello, My name is kim and I'm Crazy, Are you crazy too?
You: xD
Stranger: yea ofc !!
Stranger: : D
Stranger: Kim?
You: jaa
Stranger: that's pretty name.
You: Thank you.
You: What's your name?
Stranger: my name ? julia.
You: Now that's a pretty name =D
Stranger: thanks : D
You:
Stranger: so what's the weather like ?
You: Euhmm... Today it's Rainy >.<
Stranger: really?
You: yes
Stranger: there sun is shining : p
You: xD
Stranger: haha
Stranger: what time in therer ?
You: 14:12
Stranger: : DDd
Stranger: cool
Stranger: !
You: What time is it in finland?
You: xD
Stranger: 15:12 !
You: :O
You: +1:00
Stranger: yea !
Stranger: so do u have msn ?
You: Jes
You: Do you want it?
Stranger: do u wanna add mine ?
Stranger: : DDDD
You: jeah
Stranger: i give it
Stranger: wait.
Stranger: aailuj@windowslive.com
Stranger: there u go
You: I'm kimdierengek@live.nl xD
Stranger: i add u ?
Stranger: you first !
Stranger: : Dd
You: I added you
Stranger: your fast
Stranger: so, talk to me in msn ?
You: ok xD
Stranger: cool ,bye !


nu heb ik haar op msn xD ze is aardig xD

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You: Hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: horny and sleepy u?
You: just fine
Stranger: asl?
You: Sorry?
Stranger: where from? age ?
You: Netherlands
You: sorry, I need to go
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Ik had geen zin in iemand die begint met horny, die wil al snel s*x O__O

Als iemand met asl begint dan heb ik er al geen zin meer in xD
maar ik heb er 1 aardig meisje ontmoet, die heb ik nu op msn xD
ze is 14 en woont in finland =D

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You:Xander?
Stranger:M or F
You:Male
Stranger:Where's you home?
You:OH,Look behind you!
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Ik geef mijn adres echt niet uit een een wildvreemde -.-

Ik heb heel veel nederlanders in een gesprek

Ze zijn allemaal zo aardig O.o

Ik krijg alleen maar die buitenlanders van 17, 18 die niets anders willen dan een erg intieme relatie met me xD.

Zeg dan dat je in Nederland woont xD (Sparky)

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You: hi =)
You: You alive?
Stranger: ye
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: srry, need to go
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Die gast antwoordde eerst niet xD
EDIT: Lol, dit gesprek was best leuk =)

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Stranger: heeeeeeey
You: hello =)
Stranger: How are you?
You: Good, and you?
Stranger: alright
Stranger: wondering what I should eat for lunch
You: From wich country are you?
Stranger: USA
Stranger: you?
You: Netherlands =)
Stranger: oh cool beans
You: Haha...
Stranger: lol
You: Can I ask how old you are?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: 18
You: I'm 12
You: Monday is my birthday
Stranger: lol
Stranger: awwwww happy early bday
You: Thank you
You: What's your name?
Stranger: Violedt
You: My name is Sarah
Stranger: Oh nice to meet you
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Maar ze ging ineens weg =o

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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: *yaaaawn*
Stranger: lol
Stranger: asl
You: XD
You: asl? Wtf is asl?
You: Some boring?
Stranger: age/sex/location.
You: HE WTFZ?
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Zijn dat daar soms allemaal viezzerikken daarop?

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You: I'm from holland!
Stranger: andd i'm from finland!
Stranger: yarr.
Stranger: and'
You: Okay!
Stranger: how goes it?
You: good
Stranger: you from the mighty amsterdam?
You: No -.-
Stranger: =i
Stranger: where then?
You: I dond say it
You: sorry
Stranger: i thought all hollanders were from Dam.
Stranger: ah, it's cool =).
You: Only one city?
Stranger: i'm from central finland.
Stranger: yes, i thought Dam covered whole of Holland.
You: No, that's just weird
Stranger: a bit, yes.
Stranger: what are you into, stranger?
You: ??
Stranger: what are your hobbies?
You: Pokémon
Stranger: seriously?
You: Yes..?
Stranger: i'm not saying it's odd, you just don't hear that too much.
Stranger: so you like... play with pokemon cards?
You: A litlle bit
Stranger: are you good at it?
You: No.
Stranger: okay, i'm a pokemon champion. i have all the badges and i've beaten all bosses in pokemon league.
Stranger: i have a level 89 charmander.
You: Me too
You: I'm playing FireRed Right now
Stranger: i'm playing orange.
You: I don't have orange
Stranger: it's awesome dude.
Stranger: you should get it.
You: Where you get it
Stranger: you start with a level 80 pokemon.
You: Okay orange is stupid, i'm sorry.
Stranger: you can get it via google. it's a secret site but if you try hard i'm sure you'll find it.
Stranger: it may sound stupid but once you get it you'll never wanna play anything else.
Stranger: i'm telling you man...
You: I'm telling you that orange stupid is
You: Sorry!
You: Sorry!
You: Sorry!
Stranger: you don't have to believe me =).
Stranger: you just miss a chance of your lifetime.
You: Yes
Stranger: i bet you've already google'd it.
Stranger: got any luck?
You: No, because i don't have google it
Stranger: i'm sure you have.
Stranger: come ono.
Stranger: on*
You: AND I'M SURE I DON'T HAVE
Stranger: no need to yell, i have a hearing device.
You: Tssk
Stranger: was that a tssk of frustration?
You: Ehh..
Stranger: i'm sure it was.
You: I'm sure too
Stranger: okay, so now you are sure.
You: Yes!
Stranger: it's good to be sure, isn't it?
You: Yes!
Stranger: i love being sure.
You: Lol
Stranger: sure pokemon player with sure orange.
You: I'm a sure pokémon player with sure firered
Stranger: firered was too easy, finished it within 45 minutes.
You: Your lieing
Stranger: now, i'm actually sitting.
Stranger: good guess tho.
You: And, you'r friendly or not? >.<
Stranger: of course, i would never fuck with you.
Stranger: you're too sure.
Stranger: sure people don't get fucked with.
Stranger: you feel me dawg?
You: I don't understand
Stranger: rapzika yoyo.
You: yoyo
Stranger: i'm diggin' yo dawg.

Mijn eerste keer xD
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You: Hia
Stranger: hello
You: How are you? =D
Stranger: pretty good and yourself?
You: Me to, but it's boring xD
You: What do you think about Anime's?
Stranger: Anime's are pretty cool
You: Yes! =D
Stranger: my favorite anime of all time even though some people dont care much for it is DBZ
You: Me to!
You: I like Gohan and Videl xD
Stranger: i like Vegeta
You: He is strong and cool xD
Stranger: and then Goku
You: I like his Ssj2 form
Stranger: what was your favorite saga from DBZ?
Stranger: mine was the Cell games when Gohan turned SSj2 followed by the Buu saga
You: I Think that is was the Maijin Buu Saga
You: Me to! but in the other selection xD
Stranger: Did you ever had the chance to see the live action movie?
You: No =( and you?
Stranger: nope it didn't last here long enough
Stranger: do you like to play videogames?
You: Yes!
You: DBZ Budakai 3 was cool
Stranger: that was a good game
You: Yes, and whitch is your favorite in-game charter?
Stranger: vegeta lol
You: who* my english is bad
Stranger: actually i changed my mind i liked gogeta
Stranger: the kamahameha x 1000 was my favorite move from the game
You: I like him to! He is funny
Stranger: the SSj4 was my favorite form of him
You: I like Gotanks [or somethnig] too xD
You: Cool
Stranger: ah the fusion dance of goten and trunks
You: Yes =)
Stranger: i miss watching it
You: Okay =)
You: I like Videl too, she was cool in the Toernooi-Saga
Stranger: she was hot for an anime chick!
You: haha, yes!
Stranger: you know who the strongest of the whole DBZ?
You: ahm.. Browly..?
Stranger: Chi Chi even the mightiest was scared of her
You: Haha, she is strong for an human!
Stranger: i know i was
You: But i go to my bed-room it is late xD
You: Bye! =)
Stranger: bye!

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You: hoi
Stranger: Hey there rasta man
You: wat?
Stranger: Bombaklack
Stranger: Do you come from jamaica ?
You: nee
Stranger: Oh sorry, i thought that you where bob marley
Stranger: Where you from ?
You: Nederland
Stranger: Okey, female or male ?
Stranger: Hello ?
You: sorry
You: ♀
Stranger: Nice
Stranger: Age ?
You: waarom wil je dat weten=
You: ?
Stranger: ? :S
Stranger: Yes i will fuck you hard ? :S
Stranger: I dont understand
You: jammer
Stranger: Whot ?
Stranger: Are you crazy ? I cant understand what you saying. :S
You: Ik praat Nederlands
Stranger: 'Talk english then ? :S
You: Waarom?
Stranger: becuse :S
Stranger: Jag vill veta det för att ja vill ha dig
You: lol, dat snap ik dus ook neit
Stranger: Men sug min svennebanan då ditt skabb
Stranger: Borsta mina långa rövhår ditt äckel, slicka min pung och städa mitt rum
You: heb je lang haar, een dikke oksel en je steekt je tong uit?
You: weetje, het zal wel
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Tip: Nederlands praten als iemand s*x met je wil xD