You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI!!!!!!!!
Stranger: BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: DOREEEN MACNOGWAT HEEEEREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: The Game?
You: No, the reality series
Stranger: Where you from?
You: Hawaii ;D
Stranger: I'm from Haiti... we got really buttfucked by God's angel off buttfuckery
Stranger: Nice! I hear Hawaii is nice
Stranger: Home of Obama and shit
Stranger: I wish we had a nigger president too
Stranger: That's be awesome
Stranger: Hawaii is full of asains? Right?
Stranger: Like... those bastards you nuked in WW2?
You: Yeah, I'm the only white one there, ofzo
Stranger: isn't that like... awkard?
Stranger: Is that not weird for you?
You: Not really
Stranger: I mean.... also... the game!
You: Tutu wilt Shawn ownen xo
Stranger: I wear tutu's sometimes
Stranger: But, only when I feel super gay
You: I have one on the left of me ;D
You: A living one.
You: And she talks
You: and walks
You: and farts
Stranger: Rape the cunt!!!!
Stranger: Then, beat her ass for farting
You: I don't have a penis, are you gonna rape her for me?
Stranger: Uhm... It's not really worth the flight for me. Ya know?
Stranger: I mean... logistically, it's not a sound investment on my part
You: I know.. But Hawaii is really nice
You: There are lots of beach, hot chicks like me and Tutu and ice cream.
Stranger: Actually, I've been there. And, yeah. Dude, it is really nice
Stranger: Also, I don't believe you're a girl
Stranger: But, I have been there. I had a 6 hour layover in Honolulu on my way to Australia
Stranger: Freakin' awesome state
Stranger: I'm actually from Texas
You: she is a girl
You: - tutu here -
You: Believe me
You: a non-farting girl
Stranger: Yeah... no. I'm not gonna believe almost anything you tell me lol
Stranger: This is Omegle
You: She's ma livin' door.
You: I know, Omegle is really.. Stupid, or something
Stranger: I don't even know what that means lol
You: You get to talkt to a stranger that wants to fuck or rape you
Stranger: Is she like a screen door? She gets banged all the time??
Stranger: HARRR
Stranger: I'M HILARIOUS
You: Yup, I get ;D
Stranger: <-- future comedian
Stranger: My fiance doesn't think I'm funny either
Stranger: lol
You: Lol
You: Actually, I don't live in Hawaii ;D
You: I'm in the Netherlands xo
Stranger: I know you don't lol
Stranger: lulz. I don't believe that either
Stranger: Also, I don't believe you're a girl
You: Do I have to rip on you in Dutch? ;'D
Stranger: There's no way you're from Netherlands lol
Stranger: Yes, actually lol
You: Lol, okay, here it koms
You: *comes
Stranger: That's pretty much the only way I'd believe you! lol
You: vieze klote homi'
You: homo *
You: leer ff nederlands'
You: wijj zijn wijven
You: en ik kan niet typen =d
Stranger: lol
Stranger: U bent een leugenaar!
You: kanker kutmongool :'D
You: Leuk, google vertaler P:
Stranger: hahahhahah
You: Maar ik ben een originele Hollandse griet
You: En het is "je", niet "u"
Stranger: Ok
I believe you now
You: maargoed, dat weet zo'n kutmongooltje als jou niet.. als ik die debiele onderkaak van jou uit de kom kon slaan jonge
You: Lol :')
Stranger: I met a guy from Amsterdam in Sydney airport
Stranger: It was totally awkard... he wouldn't shut the fuck up
You: Lol, typical for a Dutch XD
Stranger: At first, I was really happy to meet the guy. Cause, I freakin' love the Netherlands
Stranger: But, this guy didn't know when to leave me alone
Stranger: He just kept on and on and on
Stranger: I was on a plane for like 24 hours straight, and when layed over in London when I was on my way back from Texas
Stranger: I needed a drink of Vodka -- I wanted to get drunk cuz flying sucks balls
You: Lol :'D
Stranger: I went into a bar in the airport. This nice guy starts talking to me
Stranger: He was nice. And I like your country cause on my heros is from there
Stranger: But this guy would NOT leave me alone!
Stranger: Sooooooo annoying
You: Jan-Peter Balkenende?
You: :'D
Stranger: Uhm... who?
Stranger: No
Stranger: Linus Torvalds
Stranger: Inventor of Linux
You: I don't know him P:
Stranger: I'm a computer programmer
Stranger: He's from there
You: Cool-ish.. Or so xo
Stranger: Not very cool really lol
You: P:
Stranger: Linus Torvalds is from Helsinki
Stranger: This guy in the airport bar tried to tell me that he went to the same school as Linus Torvalds, even had the same teachers
Stranger: I was like, "reaaaaallly??? wowwwwwwwwwwww"
Stranger: And, I was thinking, "you'reeeee.... a liarrrrrrrr...."
You: Lol xD
Stranger: It was weird, man
Stranger: So, okay. I believe you're from there now
Stranger: Tell me...
Stranger: What are the stereotypes you have in your country for Americans? lol
You: What do you mean with stereotypes? Í'm not really into politics, I'm actually kinda young :'D
Stranger: I mean like... not politics
You: Stupid people? :'D
Stranger: We think of your country, and we think everyone smokes weed and goes to prostitues
Stranger: lol!
You: Oh lol :'D
Stranger: Is that how you see Americans??? LOL!!!
You: No, I'm sorry XD
Stranger: When you say your young... uh... how young?
You: But I didn't really think about that.. I think Americans are great, they created the Burger King and mcDonalds xo
You: 13 years :'D
Stranger: HOLY FUCK
Stranger: You're 13?!
You: Yeah :')
Stranger: Go to bed! lol
You: Its 9:43 AM here P:
You: im drunk
Stranger: You're talking to a 29 year old man who just got home, drunk as fuck, from Mardi Gras!
You: Lol
Stranger: lol!
Stranger: NO YOU AREN'T
Stranger: lol no way!
You: That was Tutu xp
Stranger: I'm drunk!
Stranger: You aren't
Stranger: What?!
Stranger: AGH
Stranger: HUH!?
You: We drank Breezers last night xo
Stranger: She's real?!
Stranger: TUTU IS REAL?!
You: DOH
You: XD
Stranger: agggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
